THE ATHEIST PROFESSOR

. I found this on another blog done by a gentleman named Simeone which he copied and thought you would like to read this. . . . . fake professor . An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. . . He asked one of his new Christian students to stand. . . . . Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son? . Student: Yes, sir. . Professor: So, you believe in GOD? . Student: Absolutely, sir. . Professor: Is GOD good? . Student: Sure. . Professor: Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL? . Student: Yes. . Professor: My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. . But GOD didn't. . How is this GOD good then? Hmm? . (Student was silent) . Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. . Is GOD Good? . Student: Yes. . Professor: Is Satan good? . Student: No. . Professor: Where does Satan come from? . Student: From...GOD... . Professor: That's right. . Tell me son; Is there evil in this World? . Student: Yes. . Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? . And GOD did make everything. Correct? . Student: Yes. . Professor: So who created evil? . (Student did not answer) . Professor: Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? . All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they? . Student: Yes, sir. . Professor: So, who created them? . (Student had no answer) . Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe The World around you. . Tell me, son...have you ever seen GOD? . Student: No, sir. . Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? . Student: No, sir. . Professor: Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? . Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter? . Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. . Professor: Yet you still believe in HIM? . Student: Yes. . Professor: According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. . What do you say to that, son? . Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith. . Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has. . Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat? . Professor: Yes. . Student: And is there such a thing as Cold? . Professor: Yes. . Student: No, sir. There isn't... . (The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events) . Student: Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat, but we don't have anything called Cold. . We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero Which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that. . There is no such thing as Cold. Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat. . We cannot Measure Cold. . Heat is Energy. . Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it. . (There was pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre) . Student: What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness? . Professor: Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness? . Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something. . You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light... . But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its Called Darkness, isn't it? . In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, . You would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you? . Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man? . Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed. . Professor: Flawed? . Can you explain how? . Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue There is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. . You are Viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. . Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. . It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. . To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that . Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing. . Death is Not the Opposite of Life, just the Absence of it . Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey? . Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do. . Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir? . (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going) . Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor, . Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir? . Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher? . (The Class was in uproar) . Student: Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's brain? . (The Class broke out into laughter) . Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?... . No one appears to have done so. . So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, . Science says that you have No Brain, sir. . With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? . (The Room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable) . Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son. . Student: That is it sir...Exactly! .

The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH. . That is all that Keeps Things

Alive and Moving. . .

Psalm 14:1

The fool hath said in his heart,

There is no God. They are corrupt,

they have done abominable works. . . . Cherylg